"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising" - A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments flit away and a sunny spirit takes their place." - "What Paul Bourget Thinks of Us?"
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."